Hey Milwaukee, learn how to tell the world you set a record

What is this, amateur hour? Skip ahead to the 2:05 mark and watch how sadly those numbers come off the board. This must be the first record ever set for the Brewers other than number of years irrelevant in MLB which might be something around 28. Next time, study your tapes of 2131 and don't bring that weak sauce around here again.

Goodbye Summer, Hello BLOG!

Oh, hey look, we're blogging again. I admit for a while there it looked like the blog was over, well guess what bitches, just like Jersey Shore we are going to keep coming back and back until this product gets old and stale.

However, I think you are all due a short summer recap. It was hot. Really f-ing hot. So we built a pool and had pool parties all the time. If you didn't make it to any parties (which judging by the average of 6 people each time you didn't) good news, there is a video of what you missed...

SWIMMING POOL PAATY!

Actually I lied, this isn't the most recent video of the pool because this one doesn't have our inflatable beer pong raft.

To rub it in our faces that the summer is over, the pool went and died itself the color of the Chicago River on St. Patrick's Day. So now we don't even have that going for us.

The good news, however, is that the blog is back and better than ever. Stick around...